just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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