at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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