Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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