I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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