I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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