Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
So apparently I’m into choking now
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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