At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We don't watch enough power rangers
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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