why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
