I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
