I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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