well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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