Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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