If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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