can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
