fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
