Heybabeimwearingurpanties
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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