I want to have your abortion
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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