Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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