Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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