I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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