So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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