I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
