He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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