You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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