Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
