is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
try to milk me bitch
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