You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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