If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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