My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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