You really coming over, don't trick.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My dick has a subreddit
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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