ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
