dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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