You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Two words: blizzard sex
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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