Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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