Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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