we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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