The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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