Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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