No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize