At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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