I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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