i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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