You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What did we do last night that was yellow?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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