is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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