If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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