Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
