i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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