you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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