just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Alive.
So much puke
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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