Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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