I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Randomize
