He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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