her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I intend to get homeless drunk
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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