Acid is not a monday night drug
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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