So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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